75 people climbed aboard a raft made of long-haired Chihuahua’s and set sail for the island of California, a strange and far away place covered in mystical forests and musical fields. As an art teacher and her favorite student searched for the perfect orange, the parent and the principal devised a plan to turn the ferry of the forest against them and steal all of the magical beans from the island. All worked out when the ferry asked the magical forest which of the two groups were telling the truth, as the “forest never lies”! It turns out that the principal and the parent meant only to bring the beans back to school to help their students learn math, and they were just a little misguided in their methods.
In other news, it turns out that if you sing into a magical microphone, especially one that talks to you, you can in fact be transported to just outside the gates of the Smuckers Peanut butter factory. If you ever happen to find yourself there, scream really loud to the princess in the tower and wait patiently as she runs down the long, long, long spiral staircase. Beware, however, of the two parrots that may have overheard you singing, and followed you. While you’re being introduced to the gnomes and the head elf, the two parrots may accidentally eat all of the peanut butter in the factory, and thus, the world. If this does happen, fear not! Simply ask everyone to help make more peanut butter and soon there will be enough for everyone once again!
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